Under the watchful eyes of Jedi communists - Kratie, Cambodia

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By Lauren Girardin    Wed, June 24, 2009
The pork was very fresh and freaky - Kratie, Cambodia
Fresh and freaky pork | Photo by Lauren Girardin

Whether you're an Axe-saturated teen on a date or a developing Northern Cambodian river town, first impressions matter. Seeing that Todd and I have arrived in Kratie, Cambodia after several days in Laos' 4,000 Islands – days without electricity, hot water, or pavement – Kratie should have triumphed simply from the advantage of unfair comparison.

Surprisingly, the grass is not much greener on the Cambodian side of the Laotian-Cambodian border (to be fair, there's not a whole lot of grass in either place). From the little I've seen so far, I can already tell that it will be a challenge to suss out what life's like in Cambodia.

Before this round-the-world trip, I had thought of Southeast Asia as a monolithic thing – that the countries would be fairly similar due to their proximity and shared political turmoil. Cambodia has had more than it's fair share of grief, even compared to some other countries in the region. Yet, that doesn't quite explain the little weird things going on here.

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Naga in yellow and red - Kratie, Cambodia
Naga in yellow and red | Photo by Lauren Girardin

Primary colored, cartoon character-speckled pajama sets are inexplicably popular as all-day wear for village women and kids. Motorbikes carrying a whole family, farm animals, or both are bullied off the road by showy silver Lexus SUVs stickered with foot-high logos, both speeding down roads paved like a three-year old would ice a cake. Kratie's local market is intimidatingly rustic – even for street food savvy travelers like me and Todd – not least of all because of the conspicuous many-hours-old pile of fish guts, chicken feathers, and skin bits from a menagerie of creatures, itself a funky island surrounded by a puddle of blood and stagnant water. Ubiquitous billboards promote a trio of communist leaders, their figures shown floating against a blue background and surrounded by a glowing halo, resembling the end scene of Return of the Jedi where Anakin Skywalker, Yoda, and Obi-wan's ghosts return to check out the Ewok-Rebellion rave.

Even in small Kratie, Cambodia's notorious corruption is evident. At the area's main tourist attraction, a half an hour boat ride to see the Mekong River's critically endangered Irrawaddy dolphins costs $9 US a person. In a country where one-third of the population makes less than $1 per day - you'd imagine this price and plight would garner a well maintained tourist spot, employing local people, with informative displays about the future of the freshwater dolphin.

Slow down....Irrawaddy dolphins - Kratie, Cambodia
Slow down for Irrawaddy dolphins | Photo by Lauren Girardin

In reality, the Irrawaddy tour spot is a shabby gravel parking lot edged with a few tchotchke touts and a bunch of napping boatmen. The site's poor reputation has made it so under-visited that high school kids use the riverside benches as a place to illicitly hold hands and touch knees. Little of the admission fee seems to make it to locals to try to give them reason to help protect the few dolphins left.

But, unlike our two tigerless safari rides into Ranthambore Park, India, this time Todd and I actually see the animal attraction. As our boatman begins to paddle away from shore, we've already spotted the dorsal fins of a half dozen dolphins breaking the river's surface. It's an increasingly rare sight – pollution and inbreeding are quickly killing the less than 90 Irrawaddy dolphins left in the Mekong River. It's foreseeable that in less than a decade, the last dolphins will die out in Cambodia, leaving Kratie without its "it."

"I miss you Every Time" - Kratie, Cambodia
I miss you every time | Photo by Lauren Girardin

As Todd and I bike the long miles back to town, we roll past small homes atop stilts, leaving plenty of room beneath for super-sized hogs and the inevitable roosters. We sidetrack to a Buddhist temple, hauling up a long flight of stairs to gawk at a series of graphic Hell murals, painted with more attention to the nude female body than is usually seen in Buddhist art.

My legs are shaky from our 20 mile ride on gearless bikes and my hands are shaking from hunger. Exhausted, we make our final stop at a riverside vendor for some sauce-slathered pork skewers, thick segments of sour pomelo we dip in chili salt, and krolan, a mix of sticky rice, beans, and coconut cooked inside a bamboo tube. As we scarf our food with a view of the sun beginning its pastel descent over the Mekong, I have no thoughts of the future or of the past. Just of here and now.

Travel Tips – Kratie, Cambodia

Where we ate:

  • La Belle Restaurant - Order a beer, get peanuts. Didn't eat any food, but they have a nice little bit of seating out front for enjoying the street scene of monks, teens, and tourists: YEH
  • U. Hong II Guesthouse a.k.a. You Hong II Guest House - The walls are decorated with posters of Cambodian dishes that are not available, so whatever you order seems like a compromise. They attempt Western-style breakfasts and it's not good. Edible is about the best we can say about the rest of the food: MEH
  • Krolan, a.k.a. bamboo rice - Along the roadside away from the tourist hotels, there are women with small roadside displays of bamboo tubes of various lengths and diameters. You'll need to haggle a bit, but for much less than a dollar you get rice, beans and coconut cooked together in the bamboo. It's a Kratie-style Power Bar. Unopened, it keeps unrefrigerated for a couple of days. Peel it like a banana: YEH
  • Food stalls, on the riverside near Ph 5 (a street), across from River Side Hotel and Restaurant - Just as we biked up, one vendor ran out of the rice noodles with coconut sauce we'd been dreaming about. So we turned to the next vendor for grilled pork skewers that was beaten by the tasty accompanying vinegar slaw, as well as a pomelo with chili salt. All for about $2.50: YEH

Where we stayed:

  • U. Hong II Guesthouse a.k.a. You Hong II Guest House, Kratie - A friendly German recommended this place while we slurped soup together in Strung Treng. We did some comparison, and U. Hong had the best deal we saw. Hot water, clean rooms, slow wireless in the cafe downstairs, bikes available for rent ($3 for 2) in decent condition. See above for the cafe review: YEH

What we saw:

  • G.S.T. Express Bus from Strung Treng to Kratie - After we arrived in Strung Treng from our booked through border crossing, we heard from multiple sources that the day's only local buses onward to Kratie had left, as they always do, early in the a.m. The mini-bus company was asking for $8 each, which we knew was too much. On a walk over to the local market for lunch, a man on a moped offered us the same trip for $6. We handed our US dollars over to this stranger, he handwrote two tickets, and drove off. We were a little concerned that some dude just scammed us out of $12, but we tried to relax about it and enjoy our mystery meat market soup and pumpkin-tapioca dessert. We wound up on the same minibus as everyone else, and the minibus guys were pissed at our ticket seller for selling low. Somehow in Cambodia, this is how it is: MEH
  • Mekong Discovery Trail Website and Brochure - A remarkably thorough and thoughtful free brochure and website with local activities for independent travelers looking for responsible tourism ideas. Before you do anything else in Northeast Cambodia, read up here: YEH
  • Kampi Irrawaddy Dolphin Viewing Site, near Kratie in a town called Kampi - See the post above: YEH
  • Phnom Sambok - Since the trees are too dense, climbing up to this hilltop Buddhist monastery won't get you a view of the countryside. Instead, you'll get to check out Buddhist Hell in a series of goofy paintings. Worth the stop: YEH

Photos from Kratie, Cambodia

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sovann Jan 2, 2010 |
Hello,
i am very nice to meet you,and can see my Building of Dragon in here,i am very happy,this dragon i'm building it in Sombok mountain Kratie province,thanks
please good luck
Khmer Art Jan 15, 2010 |  
Hello,
I am Men Sovann age 33 years old in Kratie Province and Phnom Penh City Cambodia,
I am Architect Design | Painter | Drawer | Modeler | Builder Construction in Cambodia, I am very nice to meet you to making Friend and Business and Very Happy that I can see My Dragon Picture in Here,This Dragon i have Building on the top of Sambok Mountain in Kratie Province,Since 2005,The Owner of all Structure that Paid Their Moneys for me Building are Mr Mao Thanen and Mrs Hun Chanthy,They are Very Good Person in Cambodia,Thanks Please Contact Me E-mail: artsovann@gmail.com / sovann_kr@yahoo.com
http://http://http://www.mensovann.blogspot.com
Mobile: (+855-16-448-866) (+855-977-851-158)
Thanks Good Luck,
From Men Sovann
Lauren - Ephemerratic Jan 18, 2010 |
Men - Thanks for your comment and nice to hear from you. I'm glad that you found the photo we took of your Sambok Mountain dragon. We thought it was beautiful enough to take a photo! Best of luck with as you continue to make art in Cambodia!
Men Sovann Jan 30, 2010 |  
Hello Lauren-Ephemerratic !
Dear Sir,
Thank your reply,
When you will comeback again please Contact me,
I Welcome you Every Time,you are a good person for Khmer Art,
That you like Khmer Art,Thanks Good Luck,
from Cambodia,
Khmer Art Mr.Sovann Men
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