Berber jams and mariachi serenades, Fes and Asilah, Morocco

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By Lauren Girardin    Mon, August 25, 2008
Kids in the Jewish Quarter of Fes
Kids in the Jewish Quarter of Fes | Photo by Lauren Girardin

The grand taxi that takes us from the Sahara to Fes is not grand by definition, neither in largeness or in luxury. There's no air conditioning and only three of four windows roll down. The driver's and front passenger's seat belts have been repurposed; instead of keeping us safe, they wrap behind the the front seats to hold them upright. The seats – upholstered in torn, dirty lime green velor that's spattered with cigarette burns and multi-colored stains of unimaginable origins – are less comfortable and more filthy than the one-humped camels that were our most recent ride.

But, the tape deck works, so Todd asks our driver, Ali, to play some music using the international language of pointing at the radio and busting a move. Keeping one hand on the wheel and no eyes on the road, Ali reaches into the glove compartment, and then scatters nearly a dozen cassette tapes onto the dashboard. After a few rejects are tried and ejected, Ali settles on a tape of what sounds like one long instrumental Berber oud jam band session. Satisfied, Ali leans back and begins to delicately stroke his short mustache, a gesture he'll continue almost unabated for the next six hours.

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Kids and sheep play at garbage beach near our "hotel" in Asilah, Morocco
Feeding ground and Playground | Photo by Lauren Girardin

Instead of backtracking with our Sahara tour van on the twelve-hour drive back to Marrakesh, Todd and I have chosen the forward-road, a grand taxi north to Fes through the sun-beat desert and Middle Atlas Mountain valleys. We share our ride with a hip Italian couple, the mini-mohawked Marco and the much-pierced Elena. It's an uneventful if sweaty drive, interrupted only by a stop for a roadside lunch, where Marco orders the best tajine any of us have tasted in Morocco: a meaty hunk of fatty local mountain goat stewed with vegetables and aromatic spices – spices that have so far been completely missing from most of our Moroccan meals.

Once we arrive in Fes, a surprisingly helpful man gloms onto our quartet. Sai'd helps us find almost a dozen different hotels in the Ville Nouvelle district. Despite what our time in Morocco has made us come to expect, Sai'd asks for no money in return for his half-hour of generous guidance. He only offers to sell us some kif at a very good price, which we decline.

We settle, somewhat reluctantly, on the Hotel Central. Todd and I only later realize this is the same hotel that Jeff Greenwald adored in his book The Size of the World, a copy of which Jeff gifted to us just before our departure from San Francisco.

During his circumnavigation of the earth by land in 1994, Jeff said that his room at the Hotel Central "reminded me so nostalgically of Paris that I found myself suffused with an unrequited appetite for romance. This was the sort of room in which one wanted to spend a morning making love and drinking orange juice and champagne."

Círculo de Identidades, Mexican art in Asilah, Morocco
Mexican art in Morrocco, Círculo de Identidades | Photo by Lauren Girardin

Regrettably, instead of allegorical fresh-squeezed mimosas, the Hotel Central is now slinging cocktails of Tang and bathtub gin. In the intervening fourteen years since Jeff's stay, the hotel has been on a path of abysmal decay: damp holes in the ceiling, ice-cold water showers, electrical outlets ripped from walls, towels tinged a greenish-grey (though they smell clean), and none of the toilets have seats.

Yet still it was the very best of the affordable hotels in Fes' Ville Nouvelle.

The next day, we lose Marco and Elena to the siren's call of a hotel with luxurious amenities like a swimming pool, full bar, and toilet seats. Todd and I spend the next 24 hours in Fes wandering around the alleys of it's mellow old town with Tone Loc's "Funky Cold Medina" stuck in our heads.

For our final stop in Morocco, we hop a bus to Asilah in search of modern Moroccan creativity at the beach town's annual International Festival of art and music. Instead, we are transported south of the border – not to Mauritania but to Mexico, or at least to our beloved Latino-flavored San Francisco Mission District.

During our final days in Morocco we are serenaded with mariachi bands, treated to Aztec trance dance performances, and tour impressive murals by Mexican artists. It's a culturally dissonant yet memorable way to end our time in Morocco.

Where we ate:

Over our more than two weeks in Morocco we ate at more places than we can list here. Since most were mediocre, here's just the ones that seem worth mentioning, either for being worth seeking out or for being a waste of money. In general though most "YEH"s are not very enthusiastic, but we're trying to be positive.

  • Escargot and Espice stand, Casablanca medina - Yay snails: YEH
  • Snack Yamin, Casablanca - Room temperature fried food: NAH
  • L'Etoile Centrale, Casablanca - Inviting décor, flavorful food, reasonably priced: YEH
  • Les Dauphin, Essaouira - We're 90% sure this place wasn't where we got the food poisoning; the food was ok: MEH
  • Au Bonheur des Dames, Essaouira - Great juice and petit dejuneur: YEH
  • Stall #81, Djemaa el Fna, Marrakesh - These guys were full of charm. Stall #83 called Todd "Dr. Phil" so we really didn't like them: YEH for #81
  • Bougainville Cafe, Marrakesh - When you need more variety from your Moroccan lunch, seek this place out: YEH
  • Restaurant Italia, on the road from the Sahara to Fes - Best tajine we tasted in Morocco, and the chickent roti was excellent as well: YEH
  • Isla Blanca, Fes - One of those half-Continental, half-Moroccan, all-blech restaurants where the food sucks but they have wine and beer. The wine gets a "yeh" the food gets a : NAH
  • Restaurant 10 Years, Fez - Don't let the 6-month old signs wishing you a "Happy New Year 2008" fool you. This place has simply awful food, but they have wine and beer, and a charming, hard-working waiter. But there's not much else to choose from: MEH
  • Cafe Skali, Fes - OMG!! This simple cafe actually uses tasty ingredients to make food. It's all very straight-forward, like goat cheese and olive tapenade on crusty Berber bread, but it was a beacon in the night compared to most other options. We went back: YEH
  • Pizzaria Badis, Casablanca Fast Food and other open-air eateries in Asilah - When your chicken tajine comes with a dry piece of chicken and french fries you know you've hit rock bottom. Even if you're surrounded by Moroccans, you're still in for a disappointing meal: NAH

Where we stayed:

  • Hotel Touring, Casablanca - Clean, except for the roaches; hot and noisy rooms, but compared to many other places in Morocco, a bargain: MEH
  • Hotel Majestic, Essaouira - Echo chamber shared bathrooms and showers and dismal rooms, only for the desperate: NAH
  • Riad Sidi Magdoul - You'll enjoy your stay even more if you don't have food poisoning (which to be clear had nothing to do with the hotel): YEH!!
  • Hotel Sindi Sud, Marrakesh - Clean and pleasant, often overrun by youth tour groups, so book ahead: YEH
  • Hotel Central, Fes - When you're too cheap to spend $45 a night, it's far from the worst you'll see in Morocco: MEH
  • [Garbage] Beach House, Asilah – We neglected to book ahead, so we were lucky to have anywhere to stay during Asilah's high season, even our overpriced, funky-round-the-edges room in Abdul's family's house overlooking the most garbage-strewn stretch of Asilah's beach. Abdul will try to get you to visit his stores to buy rugs and jewelry, don't bite: NAH

What we saw:

  • Mosquee Hassan II, Casablanca - Though we skipped the $12 each tour, it's still an impressive site: YEH
  • Skala de la Ville, Essaouria - Canons, view, all ok: YEH
  • Place Djemaa el Fna, Marrakesh - One of the highlights of Morocco, even more ridiculous on the weekend: YEH!
  • Marrakesh Museum, Marrakesh - Go for the restored architecture; unfortunately the lighting on most of the art is dim to nonexistent and the exhibits are lackluster: MEH
  • Ben Youssef Madersa, Marrakesh - Stunning Moorish architecture: YEH
  • Almoravid Koubba, Marrakesh - Unremarkable and not worth the entrance fee: NAH
  • Saadian Tombs, Marrakesh - Nice, though there's not a lot to them: MEH
  • Jardin Majorelle, Marrakesh - Don't know what all the fuss is about: NAH
  • Sahara Tour, leaving from Marrakesh - The tour takes you through many YEH (Sahara camel desert trek, Tizi n'Tichka pass, Dades Gorge and Valley, Berber village, Ait Benhaddou Kasbah) and a few MEH (Todra Gorge, Ouarzazate) areas of the Southern Oasis Route on the way to the Sahara, overall: YEH!
  • The Water Clock and other minor sites in Fes' medina: MEH
  • Asilah's International Festival - Highly recommend you book your accommodation ahead, research owhere to eat, and double-check the theme of the festival; to fully enjoy yourself, you'll need to know a local or spend a lot more money than we did: YEH

Photos from Fes and Asilah

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Bethany Aug 26, 2008 |  
Nice List! I'm sure I'll be referring to it when i get underway :)
Mike the brother, Girardin Aug 27, 2008 |
Totally different culture, though it's cool in a lot of ways. Says the idiot who has never left the country (me) haha. No really though it's totally bizzare to see and read some of this. It's totally awesome to see a culture that works so differently, yet it has small bits that are well known. Things you would never see here in New York on walls because it's not being corporately sponsored or it's not featured in some popular magazine is very head turning. The various art you have in here that's on walls, hanging by the beach (from what I gather) is cool They even try to integrate the architecture into it. Really only stuff you see there...or in San Fran I guess. Great stuff, thanks for the sweet pictures and ..making me hungry :|
Lisa Finkelstein Aug 28, 2008 |  
Dude. This is amazing. Thanks for sharing, really. Thank you. Jealously lurks.
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