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Missed opportunity at El Misti volcano

February 7, 2013 by Lauren in Peru, Travel Stories with 3 Comments

I’ve always wanted to hike a volcano. There’s no source for this desire of mine that I know of — no suppressed trigger from my childhood, no daredevilish dream needing realizing, no genetic memory of mountaineering in my family tree. For no rational reason I want to stand at a thin point in the Earth’s mantle and stare into a conduit that leads to the core.

El Misti volcano in the distance, outside Arequipa, Peru

El Misti volcano in the distance.

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Colca Canyon and Cabanaconde, Peru travel guide – The YEH, MEH, NAHs

February 5, 2013 by Lauren in Peru, Travel Guides with 4 Comments

The cañón mas grande, Colca Canyon, Peru, is more than twice as deep as the Grand Canyon and much more difficult to reach. The bone-shaking, heart-skipping bus ride from Arequipa is worthwhile for anyone looking to put a little distance between themselves and Peru’s bucket list crowds and to explore a landscape bigger than the beholder could have imagined. And for those not inclined to deep canyon exploring, for many the condors are Colca Canyon’s biggest draw.

YEH Good to great, though sometimes only relative to the other options in town. ! = we wanted more.
MEH An intense level of indifference. It probably won’t suck, but it won’t impress either.
NAH May cause sadness, wallet‑emptying, frustration, or a raging need for Cipro. Avoid.
Steep views, Colca Canyon, Peru

Stunning Colca Canyon, Peru.

What to do and see in Colca Canyon and Cabanaconde, Peru

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Haberdashery: Better than head-smashery

January 24, 2013 by Lauren in Peru, Travel Stories with 6 Comments

Back in Pre-Hispanic times, two ethnic groups in the Colca Canyon area of Peru deformed their babies’ skulls — the Collagua into a taller, tapered noggin, the Cabana into a mesa-shaped cranium.

Was the Collagua’s headscaping a disturbed bid for a permanent Bumpit? Was the Cabana’s reshaping a misguided effort to gain a competitive edge in breakdance headspinning? Or were these groups just looking for a way to easily spot friends in a crowd, like those older tourist couples who wear matching outfits?

It really doesn’t matter. There isn’t a good reason* for squashing a baby’s head.

Ultimately, someone came to their senses — probably the first parents who were no-shows to the Infant Cranial Deformation Jamboree — and realized that a distinctive hat would give ease of recognition without extreme body modification.

Collagua woman in traditional hat and embroidered outfit, road to Colca Canyon, Peru photo

I’d smile too if I had that hat.

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In the sun, in the shade

January 22, 2013 by Lauren in Peru, Travel Stories with 0 Comments
Deflated party balloons, Cabanaconde, Colca Canyon, Peru photo

Deflated party balloons.

Today, the remote village of Cabanaconde in Colca Canyon, Peru feels like a place that’s just rolled out of bed — mussed, shuffle-footed, and a little slow to react. The mood is the same as in that first part of the day when caring about the passing of time is undone by fleshy practicalities like eye-rubbing, head-scratching, and wedgie-picking.

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I’m a sad person holding a fork

January 16, 2013 by Lauren in Travel Stories with 6 Comments

What is it about having future plans for travel adventure that makes all the difference in how I feel about today?

There’s a drawing that shows up on my computer’s desktop, in rotation with others I’ve kept because they make me smile. It’s a panel from a comic strip by the bittersweetly hilarious storyteller Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half. Her blog hasn’t been updated since 2011, which is unnerving since her last post is one about incapacitating depression. While Allie has since explained that her silence is due to her continued struggle with depression, her last comic sits on her site, hitting too close to home.

Sad pasta, fork grabber by Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half

While I’m nowhere near as depressed as Allie, lately I’ve been unusually sad and under-motivated. And, having grown up on Long Island, I also really like pasta.

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Romney vs Big Bird, and our other distractions

October 4, 2012 by Lauren in Detritus with 3 Comments

It’s been a while since we’ve shared our travel stories. Let me explain.

No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

Politics

Big Bird meme Romney unemployment fired

Todd and I both have been caught up in the Presidential brouhaha, watching both conventions and last night’s Presidential debate in which Mitt Romney said he’d fire Big Bird. I taught myself to read watching Sesame Street and I have a fair bit of Muppet obsession, so this policy has me up in arms and making memes.
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Views to die for in Colca Canyon

September 19, 2012 by Lauren in Peru, Travel Stories with 0 Comments

Having carrion-craving birds circling in the hot updrafts above you can indicate that those expert hunters of the dead and dying consider you a likely next meal.

Cactus and cloud view, Colca Canyon, Peru photo

Cactus and canyon sky.

The condors in Colca Canyon, Peru may have smelled my sweat, thick with flushed salt and electrolytes. They may have heard the hollow crunch of plastic as I crushed my last, now empty bottle of water. They may have surveyed the unsettled curve of my shoulders as I hunched them uselessly against the charring, stunning sunshine.

Whatever clues the condors employ, they’ve observed enough that their animal instincts keep them hovering, watching over me, waiting and hungry.

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Drawings from a hike in Colca Canyon, Peru

September 13, 2012 by Todd in Peru, Travel Art with 0 Comments

I made these drawings in Colca Canyon, Peru while resting my very sore legs from our long but rewarding hike.

Cabanaconde donkey, Colca Canyon, Peru drawing

Cabanaconde Donkey — $40, marker on paper, 8 in x 10 in, 2012

Llahuar Lodge view, Colca Canyon, Peru drawing

Llahuar Lodge view — $30, marker on paper, 8 in x 6 in, 2012

Packing list for a Colca Canyon hike

September 11, 2012 by Lauren in Peru, Travel Guides with 0 Comments
Tall mountain view, Colca Canyon, Peru photo

Colca Canyon, Peru view.

Trekking into Colca Canyon, Peru, the world’s deepest canyon, is relatively easy because there are small villages a short day’s trek apart. At these villages, guesthouses are ready to provide hikers with hearty country meals, bottled water, beds, and the occasional hot springs.

So, hikers didn’t need to carry much into Colca Canyon. Here’s what we hauled on our hike:

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Hike Colca Canyon without a guide: Map and trail guide to Llahuar

September 10, 2012 by Lauren in Peru, Travel Guides with 2 Comments

The most compelling benefit of hiking Colca Canyon, Peru without a guide is that you can trek at your own pace. This means you can crick your neck watching circling Andean condors, stalk birds and beasts, and stop and smell the wildflowers as often and as long as you want. Best of all, you can chillax in a rare spot of shade until you level up on enough willpower to continue the hike, which can be exhausting.

View toward Llahuar from the ridge, Colca Canyon, Peru photo

View toward Llahuar from Colca Canyon’s ridge.

Hiking without a guide is not for everyone. If you are prone to making bad decisions or getting lost, you may want to hire a guide or join up with a group (meet fellow trekkers at Pachamama Hostel, even if you don’t stay there).

Trail map from Cabanaconde to Llahuar

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